Bio
He grew up a happy lad, being Irish and a redhead, he was always able to create terror where ever he was. No, he didn’t blow up anything… well maybe a few frogs but no people (despite the stereotype)
As he grew older, he came across what is known as “black gold”. Some uninitiated know it as “Guinness” (which isn’t actually black, but shut up, it’s my story).
One evening, while watching a “Dallas” re-run, he saw that JR was shot and decided he needed to investigate. So, off he went to the heart of the crime… Dallas, Texas. Little did he know that justice was swift in Texas and by the time his mule got him to Texas, the crime was solved. He loved this quick justice state, so he decided to hang around for a while.
In his time in the great state of Texas, he grew fond of “The American Dream”. It could have been the awesome steak, but isn’t that a dream? He also found out that the black gold he found in his homeland can also be found in Texas. There is other black gold, but it tastes nasty. He loves the (nice tasting) black gold so much, he helped organize a society with other people who also love the black gold.
Some time later (13 years to be exact), he still resides in the great state. He has a beautiful soon to be wife. He also sprouted to make sure the Irish legacy lives on past his days… three times in fact. To the slow people, he also has three amazing kids. Also, somewhere along the way, his wily accent suckered the largest telecommunications company in the world to hire him and trust him with stuff, where he still helps people every day.
Still living the American Dream.
I currently live in Richardson, TX. I also submit the odd entry at my personal blog, The Haughey Report.